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poster for The Net
2025-03-29
Watch #1
Released: 1995
It’s mostly a schlocky 90s action computer thriller, but it does make some precient points about how much of "truth" lives in computers and how badly that can go if they start lying. Ther eare better hacker movies and Sandra Bullock never really plays it convincingly, but it had its tense moments.
poster for They Came Together
2025-03-28
Watch #1
Released: 2014
It’s basically "Wet Hot American RomCom". I loved its commitment to subtle (or not) absrudity and it’s wildly large ensemble. Tightly written too, no lines were wasted. Perfectly captures 90s NYC romcoms.
poster for Wolfs
2025-03-25
Watch #1
Released: 2024
Pitt and Clooney carry this dark action comedy hard. The story is simple (and makes a little less sense the closer you squint), but it didn't stop me enjoying the ride. The cast is focused (good!), the shootouts minimal (also good; more time for dialogue!), and the runtime 20 minutes longer than it needed to be (oops!). Great to see them both back together though.
poster for Gone Girl
2025-03-08
Watch #2
Released: 2014
A chilling adaptation of a great book. broadly focuses on the right things. Every casting is perfect and Rosamund Pike is superbly unsettling.
poster for Get Hard
2025-03-08
Watch #1
Released: 2015
If you can look past the central joke is all about prison rape (a big if), you're rewarded with a genuinely funny movie. Dense with jokes across a variety of topics. Kevin Hart doesn't do a _lot_ to break out of his small-loud-sidekick role, but he has some good acting moments.
poster for Meet the Parents
2025-03-08
Watch #1*
Released: 2000
As a comedy of errors, leans more heavily into errors than comedy. There _are_ a wild series of errors though, so the writing gets a plus. They come relentlessly though, which makes it sort of an exhausting watch up until we reach the film's classic ending which saved the whole thing.
poster for Eurovision Song Contest: The Story of Fire Saga
2025-03-05
Watch #2
Released: 2020
Has great heart. Silly, but not in a way that detracts from the story. Sort of more fun on the second viewing- you get to sit back and let it wash over you.
poster for Clue
  • πŸŽƒ Halloween
2025-03-02
Watch #7
Released: 1985
Always a classic. Curry is a champ.
poster for Notting Hill
2025-02-24
Watch #1
Released: 1999
Funny, british, and charming. Great leads and a fun supporting cast. A classic for a reason.
poster for SNL50: The Homecoming Concert
2025-02-21
Watch #1
Released: 2025
A well-produced concert with a good mix of laughs, weird things, and great performances. Pleasant time all around.
poster for Ladies & Gentlemen... 50 Years of SNL Music
2025-02-16
Watch #1
Released: 2025
I don't usually think much about the musical performances on SNL. But this was a thoughtful documentary about how impactful they've been over the years and the careers they've launched. Great performances, interviews, and editing.
poster for Wallace & Gromit: Vengeance Most Fowl
2025-02-04
Watch #1
Released: 2024
Charming, yet more modern feeling. Lots of great jokes. Pacing was a little slow and the story was less focused than it could have been. That's what happens when you translate 30 min movies into a 90 minute one. Felt like they could have tightened it up a fair bit.
poster for A Close Shave
2025-02-03
Watch #1*
Released: 1996
A bit more story paired with the same great animation is a winning formula
poster for The Wrong Trousers
2025-01-31
Watch #1*
Released: 1993
Great little villain and some impressively expressive eyebrows. It's always cool how much they say without dialogue.
poster for A Grand Day Out
2025-01-30
Watch #1*
Released: 1990
Very cool animation. Does a lot with a little.
poster for Zoolander
2025-01-25
Watch #1*
Released: 2001
Holds up remarkably well for as old as it is. Jokes land, there's more plot than you'd expect, and the costuming is very cool. It's also stuffed to the gills with cameos, which is pretty fun.
poster for Deep Blue Sea
2025-01-11
Watch #1
Released: 1999
Plot wise, it’s like a really wet Jurassic Park? I didn’t love the really slow first half and unremarkable characters. Some good action pieces and some good cast members though.
poster for Wicked
  • πŸ₯‰ Award Winning
2024-12-31
Watch #1
Released: 2024
No one does spectacle like John M Chu. Does a great job exploring and expanding the story without straying too far. Costumes and sets were beautiful and the whole production just oozed vibrancy.
poster for Christmas Inheritance
2024-12-23
Watch #1
Released: 2017
Pretty dumb, but goodhearted and not to overwrought.
poster for Spirited
  • πŸŽ„ Christmas
2024-12-20
Watch #2
Released: 2022
Continues to be a fun twist on Christmas Carol. Great cast, catchy music!
poster for The Holiday
  • πŸŽ„ Christmas
2024-12-18
Watch #2
Released: 2006
no additional notes, see rating and/or other watches.
poster for The Muppet Christmas Carol
2024-12-17
Watch #3
Released: 1992
Wild to think that they made a novelization of this Christmas classic. Seriously though, Caine acts his butt off.
poster for The Merry Gentlemen
2024-12-08
Watch #1
Released: 2024
A charming premise supported by characters who are very patient and good sports about it all. Weird lack of chemistry between the leads, but not a bad time!
poster for Our Little Secret
2024-12-07
Watch #1
Released: 2024
A decent premise that was never quite fun enough to be truly fun. Wasn’t much christmas magic. Chenoweth is great as always and it’s nice to see Lohan doing things again.
poster for Kung Fu Panda 2
2024-12-06
Watch #5
Released: 2011
Lovely fight choreo, music, and a touching story make this a worth follow up to one of the world’s greatest movies.
poster for Ruthless People
  • πŸ₯‡ Award Winning
2024-12-02
Watch #1
Released: 1986
A delightful comedy of errors with a blast of an 80s cast. Fun to see ZAZ write/direct something with a single plot running through it.
poster for Spider-Man 2
2024-12-02
Watch #3
Released: 2004
Does psychologically unstable yet relatable villains better than any other superhero film.
poster for Spider-Man
2024-11-30
Watch #3
Released: 2002
Campy and fun, with a great cast and pretty decent story. Always a blast.
poster for Fame
2024-11-29
Watch #1
Released: 1980
Exhausting theater kid energy. Had some interesting perspectives on everyone's journey through their art and the paths that can take. But, felt disjoint, with too many characters. It also just seemes like drama for drama's sake- they just kept throwing bad things at these kids and everyone seemed miserable. It's ending was especially unsatisfying- it's a song where the ensemble pretends like everyone is fine when all evidence from the film points to the exact opposite. Whole thing was a real slog.
poster for Maid in Manhattan
2024-11-29
Watch #1*
Released: 2002
Cute concept and some nice social commentary, but felt fairly formulaic otherwise
poster for Miracle on 34th Street
2024-11-29
Watch #1*
Released: 1947
Incredibly charming. Nicely paced, great cast, touching story. Captures the Christmas spirit better than any other
poster for The Taking of Pelham 1 2 3
2024-11-29
Watch #1
Released: 2009
Tense and well acted. Fun inside look to the way NYC trains work. Heavy action, but keeps it moving. Could have maybe done more with the characters (and thinks about it) but it still works as a mostly-action outing.
poster for Hot Frosty
2024-11-28
Watch #1
Released: 2024
It's a fun premise and a decent cast, but the lack of chemistry and an odd but not-fun performance out of Milligan left us out in the cold.
poster for Addams Family Values
2024-11-21
Watch #2
Released: 1993
Maybe the world's foremost Thanksgiving movie.
poster for Airplane!
2024-11-20
Watch #2
Released: 1980
Tight, funny, and densely packed with classic gags. Some of the references don't resonate today and a few of the jokes are bumpier than I remembered. But, it has such a good nature that I couldn't help but grin the whole time.
poster for Zero Hour!
2024-11-17
Watch #1
Released: 1957
Cheesy and contrived, but has good bones. Occasionally tense, some goofy lines, and generally good performances. It's remarkable how much of Airplane! came straight from this.
poster for The Kentucky Fried Movie
2024-11-16
Watch #1
Released: 1977
Has some good gags, but the pacing felt off. Some segments are dense, but others are more air than joke. Most of the time, it felt silly for silly's sake. You can see the inspirations for Airplane, but it definitely wasn't there yet.
poster for My Old Ass
  • πŸ₯‡ Award Winning
2024-11-12
Watch #1
Released: 2024
Surprisingly touching. Mixed drama and comedy well. Good performances out of a young cast. Had low expectations, but really enjoyed it.
poster for Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery
  • πŸ”Ž Murder Mystery
  • πŸ₯ˆ Award Winning
2024-11-09
Watch #4
Released: 2022
Watched with the director's commentary podcast, which was fun! Annoying to keep in sync manually, but had some good bonus trivia.
poster for The Emperor's New Groove
2024-11-06
Watch #5
Released: 2000
Timeless, clever, silly, and delightful as always.
poster for Ready or Not
  • πŸŽƒ Halloween
  • πŸ₯ˆ Award Winning
2024-10-28
Watch #2
Released: 2019
no additional notes, see rating and/or other watches.
poster for A Haunting in Venice
2024-10-22
Watch #1
Released: 2023
Well acted, atmospheric. Definitely creepy, with cool lighting and cinematography. Story was pretty good but I'm not sure the solve was fair.
poster for Tucker and Dale vs Evil
  • πŸŽƒ Halloween
2024-10-17
Watch #4
Released: 2010
Perfect mix of gory, funny, and heartfelt. One of the all-time classics of this genre. Tudyk is top-notch as always!
poster for The Final Girls
2024-10-17
Watch #1
Released: 2015
A cute premise paired with a good cast and some fun killings. Does a good job playing with the summer camp slasher genre and exploring what it’s like to be in a movie. Light and fun!
poster for Knock at the Cabin
  • πŸ₯‰ Award Winning
2024-10-16
Watch #1
Released: 2023
A small "bottle" movie with surprisingly little blood for its subject matter. Tense, interesting, and mysterious. Great performances all around.
poster for When We First Met
2024-10-10
Watch #1
Released: 2018
Well-tread premise that has a few tricks up its sleeve. Ok performances and a predictable plot mostly let it down, but it picks up some steam in the back half.
poster for Jurassic Park
2024-10-09
Watch #3
Released: 1993
no additional notes, see rating and/or other watches.
poster for Lilo & Stitch
2024-10-08
Watch #3
Released: 2002
Beautifully Hawaiian movie. Hits pretty hard emotionally, but does a good job peppering in jokes to not make the whole thing too heavy.
poster for A Perfect Getaway
2024-09-28
Watch #1
Released: 2009
A pretty perfect movie to kick off a honeymoon in hawaii. Keeps you on your toes even if it doesn't totally deliver on its premise. Great performances out of Zahn and Olyphant
poster for The Adjustment Bureau
2024-09-21
Watch #1
Released: 2011
A neat concept that doesn’t quite deliver on its potential. Strong cast though.
poster for Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery
  • πŸ”Ž Murder Mystery
  • πŸ₯ˆ Award Winning
2024-09-13
Watch #3
Released: 2022
Better than I remembered. Great cast and a good number of layers
poster for Bodies Bodies Bodies
2024-09-12
Watch #1
Released: 2022
Gripping pace but unlikable characters. A sort of interesting plot, but didn't do it for me. Very cool lighting though!
poster for The Proposal
2024-09-09
Watch #1
Released: 2009
Fun cast, silly premise, but done well.
poster for Elemental
2024-09-08
Watch #1
Released: 2023
Has some really touching stories about the immigrant experience and family dynamics, but the whole thing is let down by its otherwise uninspired writing. Absolutely stunning graphics though, and some charming worldbuilding.
poster for Inside Out 2
2024-09-06
Watch #1
Released: 2024
Cute extension of the original's concept. I liked the literal emotional complexity on this one
poster for Marvel Studios Assembled: The Making of The Marvels
2024-09-05
Watch #1
Released: 2024
A fun behind-the-scenes. A ton of detail and work went into this thing. If only the movie were better!
poster for Sweet Home Alabama
  • 🎭 RomCom
2024-08-14
Watch #1
Released: 2002
Cute story with a good supporting cast. Comfort food, basically.
poster for Deadpool & Wolverine
  • 🍿 Watched in Theater
  • πŸ₯‰ Award Winning
2024-08-14
Watch #1
Released: 2024
I enjoyed the heck out of this one. Though the actual plot and villain don't bring a lot to the table, it never forgets to have fun. I'm not sure it would stand on its own if you'd never seen any other marvel things, it rewards that familiarity with great payoffs. It was great to see Hugh Jackman back in the saddle. The dialogue was funny and the references right up my alley, but YMMV. More than any other recent Marvel movie, it feels like it understands what makes these franchises worth watching.
poster for X-Men: Days of Future Past
2024-08-13
Watch #3
Released: 2014
Probably the best X-Men movie. Great emotional payoffs building on an entire franchise. Always fun seeing the ensemble cast together.
poster for X-Men: The Last Stand
2024-08-12
Watch #2
Released: 2006
Has some emotional payoff from the last couple of movies, but is significantly less fun than them. A fitting climax, but leaves somethign to be desired.
poster for X2

X2

2024-08-07
Watch #2
Released: 2003
I like the plot and acting a little less than the first one, but it’s fun to see budget and care put behind the franchise.
poster for Game Night
  • πŸ₯‰ Award Winning
2024-08-05
Watch #3
Released: 2018
A fun romp that's ultimately about marriage, and that's very sweet. Snappy writing and cinematography that punches way above its weight
poster for Kiki's Delivery Service
2024-08-02
Watch #3
Released: 1998
A light and charming coming-of-age for the ages.
poster for Anyone But You
  • 🎭 RomCom
2024-08-01
Watch #2
Released: 2023
no additional notes, see rating and/or other watches.
poster for X-Men
2024-07-31
Watch #2
Released: 2000
A little dry and the sets don’t all look great, but the casting is top-notch and the story has some high points. A good way to start off a franchise
poster for Crazy Rich Asians
  • 🎭 RomCom
2024-07-28
Watch #4
Released: 2018
Hit me harder than normal. The emotional climax does a great job with the family drama.
poster for Yesterday
2024-07-27
Watch #4
Released: 2019
A great feel-good movie
poster for X-Men: First Class
2024-07-27
Watch #2
Released: 2011
Does many things that make prequel movies fun. Lots of nods to the franchise as a whole, too.
poster for Star Trek
2024-07-26
Watch #7
Released: 2009
This movie is so dang fun
poster for Hit Man
2024-07-26
Watch #1
Released: 2024
Liked it more than I thought I would. Charismatic cast and a fun premise, plus some fun face acting.
poster for Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home
2024-07-20
Watch #1
Released: 1986
Pretty hokey, but it was earnest. It’s fun seeing 1960s SF and Vicky liked how many whales there were. I’m not totally onboard with the emotional climax being 100% whale noises, but it was a good watch overall.
poster for Batman
2024-07-14
Watch #1
Released: 1989
Sort of a fascinating movie. Felt longer than it was. I generally liked Keaton, but I didn't feel like we got much of him compared to Nicholson. Felt totally unfocused, bouncing between big action set pieces and goofy joker dances. Art direction was pretty good, but won't go down as a better Batman
poster for My Cousin Vinny
2024-07-13
Watch #4
Released: 1992
no additional notes, see rating and/or other watches.
poster for Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure
2024-07-09
Watch #4
Released: 1989
So good hearted, which paves over any other issues (of which there are few)
poster for Holes
  • β˜€οΈ Summer
2024-07-07
Watch #4
Released: 2003
Stacked cast, tight screenplay, and a good story. Truly an all-timer.
poster for Argylle
2024-06-26
Watch #1
Released: 2024
Crowded cast let down by clumsy writing and uncanny CGI. Not as bad as everyone says it is, but not great.
poster for Big Fat Liar
2024-06-25
Watch #1*
Released: 2002
A fun plot and some stellar performances make this a great watch.
poster for Chicago
2024-06-24
Watch #1*
Released: 2003
Packed cast, great music, and somec cool staging help this stand the test of time.
poster for Captain America: The First Avenger
2024-06-23
Watch #5
Released: 2011
Really holds up in its pacing and writing. Good ensemble and lots of slow moments let it not hit you over the head with action (like some later movies).
poster for In the Heights
  • β˜€οΈ Summer
2024-06-22
Watch #2
Released: 2021
Some cute intertwined love stories, big spectacles, and great music pull the whole thing together. Great cast too. Big summer vibes.
poster for Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl
  • β˜€οΈ Summer
2024-06-02
Watch #6
Released: 2003
The pacing and CGI really hold up, as do the sense of fun about the whole thing. Action is good, writing is snappy, world is well-developed. A fitting start to the franchise.
poster for Peter Pan
2024-05-26
Watch #1
Released: 1953
Defenitely deserves its cultural sensitivity warning preroll. Story is decent and bits are funny, but largely fell flat for me. That said, I liked the orchestration, especially how they timed it with the action.
poster for The Philadelphia Story
2024-05-25
Watch #1
Released: 1941
Stellar cast and a fast-moving plot make help this movie stay pretty fun throughout. Bits of it are dated in interesting ways, but that’s what you get.
poster for Pocahontas
2024-05-24
Watch #1*
Released: 1995
Drop-dead gorgeous and a great soundtrack. Story is what it is and there’s not much of a supporting cast, but it holds up more than I remembered.
poster for The Accountant
2024-05-14
Watch #1
Released: 2016
Stacked cast and a surprisngly compelling story. Decent action and intrigue (if a bit predictable). Nice to have an atypical protagonist.
poster for The Gentlemen
  • πŸ₯‡ Award Winning
2024-05-07
Watch #2
Released: 2020
no additional notes, see rating and/or other watches.
poster for Shrek
2024-05-04
Watch #3
Released: 2001
Holds up remarkably well. Great jokes, decent animation, fun references. The full package.
poster for The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare
  • 🍿 Watched in Theater
2024-05-01
Watch #1
Released: 2024
Well cast and paced. Was like 10% less fun than I wanted, but it's still a good time. The plot is weirdly straightforward and conflicts are easily resolved. Also the chatacters lack any emotional depth or background. It was also missing his characteristic flair, weirdly.
poster for Crocodile Dundee
2024-04-28
Watch #1
Released: 1986
Light and charming; not a bad watch but doesn’t say a lot. It’s mostly a sillly thing about how out of place he is, but he sells it.
poster for Uncharted
2024-04-27
Watch #2
Released: 2022
A decent enough romp, but a little too joyless for my tastes. Other movies have done adventure better since and there wasn’t enough fun tying it to the games.
poster for Freelance
2024-04-26
Watch #1
Released: 2023
The most remarkable thing this movie did was star both John Cena and Alison Brie yet be so boring and un-funny. The dictator was sort of the emotional core of the whole thing, which leads to some complicated messaging.
poster for Hot Fuzz
  • πŸ”Ž Murder Mystery
2024-04-23
Watch #3
Released: 2007
no additional notes, see rating and/or other watches.
poster for Titanic
2024-04-14
Watch #1
Released: 2023
Sort of knew what was coming, but the movie did a good job humanizing the disaster and exploring the social implecations of the whole thing. Glad I finally saw it.
poster for The Big Year
2024-04-05
Watch #1
Released: 2011
A fun concept reasonably presented. Felt a little light on actual plot resolution, but it's a fun watch if you like birds.
poster for Not Another Teen Movie
2024-04-04
Watch #2
Released: 2001
Pretty dumb, but I love the layers of parody at play. They really pack in the references and cameos.
poster for Mean Girls
2024-03-29
Watch #1
Released: 2024
A tasteful update to a classic. Music was fun but not especially memorable. All of the cast was super funny though.
poster for The Wonderful Story of Henry Sugar
2024-03-26
Watch #1
Released: 2023
Carries the trademarked Wes Anderson flair and tells a cute story with a great cast and set design.
poster for National Treasure: Book of Secrets
2024-03-22
Watch #3
Released: 2007
Has some pretty dumb bits, but also some fun one. a decent follow-up to a goat
poster for Young Frankenstein
  • πŸŽƒ Halloween
2024-03-17
Watch #3
Released: 1974
no additional notes, see rating and/or other watches.
poster for The Mummy
2024-03-16
Watch #5
Released: 1999
Extremely Brown Movie and always a fun watch.